Ghostbuster’s Giant Edible Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
The Most Harmless Villain In Cinematic History Now Comes in the Form of the Giant Edible Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
The giant edible Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is the sweetest villain every imagined. One because he is likely not to destroy you and two because he is made of granulated sugar and marshmallow. In the classic movie, the sugared sailor is several stories tall monstrosity is the physical manifestation of the Sumerian deity Gozer.
The good news is he will arrive in a package as opposed to bumbling down your street toppling rooftops and stomping on houses and you no longer have to cross the streams of your proton packs to destroy him.
Your new mission to rid Manhattan of ghostly gobblins is to open the package and devour him. That is, of course, if you “ain’t afraid of no ghosts.”