I Have Shat My Pantaloons Onesie


Teach your child to be both polite AND frank with this hilarious I Shat My Pantaloons Onesie.

If there is one thing the Englishmen are known for, it is there ability to be frank and making it sound so polite.

This hilarious onesie makes a great gift for any baby shower.  It will be the funniest baby onesie at the baby shower bringing laughter to everyone who sees it.  Made of premium quality 100% preshrunk washable cotton.

The one piece bodysuit comes with the three snap closure, overlapping expandable shoulders. Orders are available available in multiple colors and sizes.  Be the life of the baby shower!

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Jay has been a web designer since 2010. He is the Chief Editor at Beyond Box Gifts. When he is not trimming his beard with fire, you can usually find him face first in a burrito bowl.

  1. Arrived on time and as expected, and priceless. The proud parents are going to love it! 3 people in my work group all having babies within a month, and each getting the most appropriate onesie – this is the last of 3, LOL!

  2. What a fun tee for a baby! Good quality soft material. When ordering sizes were odd so I picked “infant”. When it arrived the package said 3 mos and the tag said newborn. It fit like a 3-6 mos before washing. After washing it was more 3 mos.

  3. GallantGrayDan at

    This is hilarious which is exactly what I was going for. Material is great quality and fit is exactly right for age.

  4. Maria Culhane at

    Good quality, not sure how it fits yet as my baby isn’t born yet lol, looks like the perfect size for a newborn though 😊

  5. Got a lot of laughs and it’s nice and soft. White probably wasn’t the best colour, but he won’t be in it for long anyways!

  6. Laurie Dunn at

    A bit large, but my godson will grow into it. Nice fabric, seems comfortable and durable.

  7. Price doesn’t quite match quality. The fabric and print feels and looks a bit cheap, but this novelty purchase is more for the humour, which it delivered on. Made for a funny gift that paired well with cloth diapers and bags.

  8. Kris Bowling at

    I ordered this for my daughter. When I added it to my cart I forgot to change the color to pink. But , other than that, we like it. We haven’t put it on our daughter yet though.

  9. Krystal Kennedy at

    Super cute! Gave it as a gift to my first time expecting mom friend and her and her boyfriend love it! Appears to be good quality and good fabric

  10. Shawna klassen at

    Colour doesn’t fade very soft material

  11. So cute for my son, can’t wait for him to wear it

  12. I liked the onesie as it fit my baby as expected. However, the cut on the bottom is little too deep. I can see my baby’s diaper. Other than that, I have washed it and the colour stayed.Overall, a good buy.

  13. It is perfect for my nephew in law who is from England and expecting a baby girl. They loved the onesie!

  14. Halarious and cute!! very soft and comfy!

  15. Ordered and returned for different sizes several times and I do not believe the sizing is accurate. Seems like they were all the same!

  16. Lisa Benedix at

    Excellent Quality – fabulous funni giftLisa Lemmer-BenedixGrand Lake NB Canada

  17. This was the only thing my husband wanted on our baby registry. I bought it for him as a present to give to his son. It is exactly as it appears. Fits as expected. Bonus is that it makes people laugh. It’s good as a gag gift.

  18. Shonda Jenkins at

    Looks decent even though the letters looked cheaply adhered to the onesie however washing it by hand with drift detergent before allowing the child to wear it for the first time which is only common sense caused every letter to fall off and mind you it was washed in cold water by hand and laid flat to dry.

  19. Cute onesie. We were really excited about it. When it arrived we put it on our son and realized that the snaps didn’t snap. They put both female snaps on both sides. We were very upset. Easy return process tho.

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